They Should Really Make It Easier

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Been putting it off for so long but I’m finally going thru my closet to get rid of things that don’t fit

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So didn’t get rid of as much as I thought, surprisingly the reason my clothes don’t fit as well seems to be my thighs and arms and not my tummy as I had assumed, which I guess further proves I put on a bunch of muscle in the last year working in the warehouse lol

But I took out half my jeans (unfortunately the half that didn’t fit were also the ones that didn’t have holes, so all the ones I have left are the ones I’ve already been trying to patch up every week), all my nicer shorts (the ones that aren’t like basketball shorts or pjs), a couple button ups that were tight in the shoulders, and a few t shirts that were a weird athletic material I didn’t like

I still have a lot of shirts, and a good amount of clothes in general, but they’re all like casual lounging stuff, I don’t have anything nice for going out or special occasions. And the jeans I have left I will prob have to replace some time soon as they’re barely hanging on even as I attempt to fix them

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I’ve been slowly but surely improving my cooking skills- as a kid I was never allowed to help in the kitchen. Feta, Parmesan, sun-dried tomato and basil omelet cooked in bacon fat for a late breakfast this morning! Couldn’t keep myself from digging in before I took a photo lol

that looks so good i was thinking about omelettes this morning my partner made me a really good one one time that had chili in it and topped w avocado
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Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

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This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

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